dream boyz
essential information if we're to be friends with a capital F:
the men of my dreams:
. why: slacker. in band with terrible name (mystik spiral). pretty and angsty.
2. Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer: 
why: evil but pretty. british accent. will never look old, but remain preserved as a young billy idol lookalike forevah.
3. Stewie from Family Guy: 
why: evil but adorable. british accent. talks and dances with an alcoholic beagle. never gets old.
4. Bruno from da Ali G Show: 
why: snarky but stylish. random european accent. wears leather chaps with no shame. faboolous.
5. Jorden Catalano, My So-Called Life: 
why: pretty but vacant. musician. can't read real good. looks like a nice kisser. hardly speaks.
psychoanalyze me, folks. what's the common thread, besides their whiteness? help me understand. please.
